Dear Pandora...

...thanks for ONCE AGAIN, reaching as far as you possibly can across the great musical soundboard of the Universe and turning the 'SUCK!' knob up to 11. Times 1 million. To the Googalith power.
You USED to be cool, but now? Meh? You are the Chupacabra of cultural decay. You are the Detroit of Pop-Culture with George W Bush as Mayor without the benefit of his beloved cocaine and bourbon.
I love all kinds of music, but requesting an Americana band doesn't mean one song by said band and an hour of BAD examples of Einstrzunde Neubaten's worst. They are geniuses yes, but if I want Americana that is what I want -not your idiotic "I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD BECAUSE YOU INVESTED IN MY WORTHLESS COMPANY THAT I CAN ALWAYS BE ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY AND MAYBE SOMEDAY WE WILL BE PROFITABLE EVEN THOUGH I JUST WANT TO BE A COOL INDIE-ROCK COLLEGE STATION BUT INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO TRY AND SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ALL OF THE FEW REMAINING COOL STATIONS IN AMERICA AND PRETEND WE"RE STILL COOL WHILE WE NOT ONLY HELP KILL THE REST OF THE RECORD INDUSTRY BUT DESTROY ANY FUTURE FOR INTERNET RADIO JUST SO WE CAN JUSTIFY OUR SALARIES AND NOT LOSE THE HOMES WE BOUGHT AND TOTALLY UNDERWATER IN"
You are worthless, destructive, greedy, totally uncool pieces of shit. If you ever had any vision you lost it when your 'quick-money startup cash cow' only did well enough to make you mediocre in the eyes of Wall Street when the real street realized you should go home and shoot yourself for ruining shit you were never cool enough to grasp to begin with. Which is really why you started this isn't it? Because you knew you weren't cool, you were too lazy to learn music and you hated all the cool kids who were computer nerds and you thought -"I'll show them what's cool! I can write CODE! THAT IS GOING TO BE THE NEEEWWWW COOOOL!_I don't have to know anything about music, just what morons want to listen to in their car on their way home from the MAAALLLL!"
You are still losers-but look on the bright side, you are ruining it for millions of others, they be just as pathetic and square as you.